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LITTLE PEOPLE SEX WORKERS

We’re not in Kansas anymore.

The streets around here are hardcore.

Lonely cars filled with berserkers

& Little People Sex Workers.

This isn’t the court of Caligula.

It’s the Royal Court Motel.

This is not a freak show tent.

  Unusual partners on call   

Little People Sex Workers…

You couldn’t make it in Gibtown

With all the decent folks.

The Siamese Twins rejected you

Because you’re a jerk.

So the human blockhead drilled you

like a nail right through his nose.

Then he threw out your little tush

with all your kiddie clothes.

Little People Sex Workers…

She’s barely legal, barely dressed.

Barely feels embarrassed.

Barely knows how to shuck & jive.

She is barely 3 foot 5.

3 foot 5 in her stocking feet.

3 foot 5 might be neat.

3 foot 5 gives him heat.

3 foot 5 to deplete.

He managed her ass into films

with Brothers twice her size.

A bouquet on Valentine’s Day.

He called her his prize.

Little People Sex Workers…

We’re not in Kansas anymore.

The streets around here are hardcore.

Lonely cars filled with berserkers

& Little People Sex Workers.

© Gregory Ego