TOAST

You're the best thing since sliced bread.

If you’d give me a piece, I'd go out of my head.

I would butter you up, and gobble you down.

Spreading your jelly around and around, you're

Toast.

You're better than bread in boiling beer

When it gets cold around here.

I salute your presence dear.

I lift up my cup and start to cheer, you're

Toast.

Here's to your health, here's to your eyes.

Here's to your charms that magnetize.

My heart was cold, now it's browned.

You are the toast of the town.

Toast.